Can't Stop, Won't Stop

Sure, living in Canada seems awesome. We have free healthcare, our politics are boring, and everyone is nice (supposedly).
But every year we Canadians get seduced by warm weather and Slurpees in the Summer months and forget about the evil demon season that plagues our lives for the majority of the year.
I'm not trying to scare you...actually, I am!
WINTER IS COMING!

Scared yet?

Lucky for us we will be blinded by the glitter and joy of Christmas for the next two months, but come January get ready to start contemplating never leaving your bed again.
I shudder every time I see those scrapers that take frost off of car wind shields.
Winter is fun until New Years, after that point you're enthusiasm for wearing cute boots has warn off and you are sick of hot chocolate.
Bears have it all figured out, our society should just shut down from January 1st, until April. Hibernation is the smartest thing animals have ever done! (other than not inventing money, or government)
So go out and buy your parkas from Winners and pre-order your prescription of Zoloft because you can't escape it! Winter will find you!